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The crows are very loud today.

There are no teaching jobs, madame.

I cannot find my High Class Hillbilly hoodie.

I have found my High Class Hillbilly hoodie.

Someday I’d like to take the week off work and actually go somewhere.

I don’t speak Italian, buddy.

I typed Badginger instead of Badfinger, but it kind of works, doesn’t it?

Menocchio’s droppin’ some science.

I don’t know, it seems like you might have done that slightly wrong.

We need to leave NATO. Yesterday.

OK, focus, jentober. FOCUS.

Whole lotta nothin’.

That’s fine, I don’t need to see you either.

Primordial cheese.

Whelp. Guess I missed mass.

Restock my gum, yo.

Man, I really like that yarn, but it’s soooooo spendy.

Remind me never to eat a paczki that late in the evening again.

I am trying, but I am sooooooooooooo sleepy.

I can imagine the conversation, “ugggh I just don’t have it in me to see jen right now!”

I just bought this half and half, I can’t give up cream for Lent. It will go to waste. Jesus doesn’t like waste.  I’m pretty sure.

The she of weird.

Kinda hate you, LinkedIn. Don’t take it personal.

I do not speak Latin either, buddy.

Oh! There’s a thing I need to do.

In absentia …

Most unexpected.