And I’m so tired …

I put too much gunk in my stupid hair.

“During his final decades he was surely decrepit and feeble.”

An ant uprising.

really with that would go away forever right now thank you so very much

I think requesting assistance should result in a reasonably timed response. 7 months is not fucking reasonable.

Stupid laptop.

Dang. See. This is why I have so many reminders. I have become reliant on them now.

Why don’t I wear more skirts and tights?

It’s the fat.

That sweater is just a weird fit. I feel like it only works with jeans. or maybe a skirt would work. I didn’t try that. Maybe I’ll try that tomorrow.

What am I even talking about?

Why won’t the crows be my friends? I’m so sad.

OK, I get a little sick of If You Leave. I’m just being honest.

And just like that, the shared drive disappears. Again.

but it’s my destiny to be the

This PhD thing might fail before it gets started. Maybe I can just change the research question a bit and plow forward with a department that is not environmental sciences.

I could see getting hooked on these damn cookies.

I would have really dug this topic when I was in 5th grade. Now, not so much.

CURSES!

Anthropomorphizing is in our blood.

Oh the dishes.

Wait. What time is it? Why does it feel so much later than this?

verisimilitude

I don’t know why you’re giving me so much attitude. I’ve described the problem to you. That is the extent of my role here. Your role is to investigate and fix. Stop talking to me like I’m a moron.

Huh. Well.

Why am I chewing this gum right now?

I would like to have a beer with my friends. But not beer. Something else.