The number 4 weighs 30 pounds ……..

How come that fancy hand-held laser only cut through the chain and not the cinder block it also hit?

I really don’t want to put this stupid table together.

I lost my place.

Walking without oxygen.

Calamine lotion to the rescue!

henotheism

I don’t like it here.

One down, two … three?? … to go.

OMFG you cannot be serious right now.

Don’t ask me your questions. I don’t have any answers.

I’m going to be there, but don’t let that stop you.

I am not a key figure.

I just don’t think it’s unreasonable to negotiate nap time into any potential new job situation.

I don’t know. I just know it fucking hurts.

Sheesh. This book is making North Carolina sound really unappealing.

I wonder if anyone would even notice.

This day is going to end in a stress migraine. I can already feel it.

por supuesto por supuesto por supuesto

Well it’s not ideal, but …

Me, on the regular: “Ooh I want to read that article when I have a minute.”
Me, 6 months later: “I am never going to get to this article, I may as well close the tab.”

Shit.

Oooh Portugal! Intriguing!

I sign my name Jen. They respond with Jenn. Honestly. I cannot.

Nope. Definitely not a social contagion. Nothing to see here.

I am feeling particularly adrift at the moment.

Comprehensive. Exam.

Well 12 oz is really not that much coffee, so …

Well. He just looks shifty. I mean come on.