baby this ain’t no old cowboy western …

Why is it always so fucking bright in this fucking office?

Maybe just let me do my job. I don’t actually need your help. Pretty much ever.

I just honestly don’t know how I’m going to do this.

snow snow snow snow snow snow snow

Well that meeting wasn’t nearly as bad as I’d been expecting.

Wait. Am I on this committee permanently now???

I hope whoever put that nail board in my driveway contracts a horrible, painful disease that doesn’t kill you, but makes you suffer for a really long time.

That just seems a little ridiculous to me.

Are you fucking kidding me.

Aaaaand then I spaced it.

Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!

hot cognition and cold cognition

My stomach hurts.

I was going to wait, but whatever.

Short and sweet.