Woah-man

That’s just not cool.

Shaman Jesus

Spicy Skulls are my fave

Thursday’s fine.

“Why do I piss off so many people?” I don’t know, Helen. I ask myself that very question all the time.

I think I already mentioned that.

I don’t need you to like me, but I wouldn’t mind knowing precisely why you don’t like me. Just to satisfy my own curiosity.

Well I would have voted early if I trusted you.

That woman was super shady.

But the fries are amazing.

I hesitate to speculate.

Lady, it is not my fault that this happened. I’m 18 freaking miles away from that whole situation.

I’m not not gloating.

Man. It’s unbelievably hard not to react to your “friends” who are spewing such nastiness about women who voted for Trump. God forbid I should have legitimate reasons for not voting for that nimrod Harris.

ARGH I think there is something in my eye. Or my contact is torn. I don’t know. But it hurts.

I don’t have much to say I guess. I know that’s shocking.

I’m just going to enjoy this for a while.

swim. until you can’t see land. swim.

I don’t have to

Maybe I shouldn’t have resurrected this.

I’m not surprised, but it makes me sad.

It’s a metaphorical punch in the mouth, which isn’t quite as satisfying probably.

Why hello, little Butterfinger.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck my head hurts

I guess my feelings aren’t really hurt about it, so whatevs.

I’m so distractable lately. I need focus SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME FOCUS.

I want apple pie!

Well I did have to retype the whole bloody thing, there was no copy pasta happening.

But do you really even know what that means?

Why do I always have to be the bigger person? I have no patience left.

I can’t believe I drank all that water already.

are you a man or’re you a bag of sand?

Red is the only one reading this.