This meeting is so devoid of substance it wouldn’t even have merited an email.

Why don’t people hyphenate their phone numbers when they add them to forms anymore? Do you understand how hard that is to read when you’re trying to call someone?

I keep reading that as The Vagaries of Religious Experience instead of The Varieties of … I have no idea why.

Man. I hate it when they have to remote in to my machine.

REGULAR JEN

Oh, right. Nearly forgot.

Daily tarot journaling??

That seems a tad shady, but what do I know?

“housekeeper’s anxiety” I definitely have that. Have you seen my house?

It’s not actually my job to drag you across the finish line. That’s on you.

Yeah this hair stuff is kinda bomb.

How would gen z put it? Elite? Is that a gen z slang?

You’ve heard of Hot Pockets, try Hot Flashes!

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

I could be a Registrar.

easy peasy

moar aggro squats

Totally lost my focus. Dammit.

I would like some rain, of course, obviously, but not necessarily while I am out for tricks or treats, thank you very much.

Apparently you only brought crunchy food to eat today. Awesome.

help

Aggravated battery with a can o’ corn.

This paper will be the literal death of me.

OK fine, I’m a Post Malone fan. So what?

The Tsunami ghosts are my favorite ghostly phenomenon.

How did it

ARRRRGH Daylight Saving bullshit.

4 day weekends are the way to go.