Why are trees so bloody expensive?

Shut up, another new word!

Red Sunset maples are out of stock.

Gotta say, as a life-long Michigander, I’d really prefer the entire country not be made to resemble Detroit.

They really do miss a lot of typos in these books.

” … it is divine healing power that mades them effective.”

I’m so happy it’s apple season. The apples are so much better.

Maybe I should be a demonologist.

I received ELEVEN emails soliciting my money and vote for Harris/Walz yesterday. ELEVEN. Fucking harassment. If I ever find out who put me on this list, there will be hell to pay.

Haven’t had a single Trump email in recent memory. For the record.

mmmmwafflesmmmmmm

When was the last time I had a waffle? I should have some waffles.

I think my gum is dead.

Everything tastes weird today.

See, I’m out of practice and the whole entire day got away from me.

I think these flowers are dead.

What fresh hells await.

Oh I already told you that. Never mind.

It really is the most jentober thing ever.

“Your profile has 7 views!” Oh really? Did any of those views result in an amazing job offer? No? Then who fucking cares?

Shit, did I take it or did I forget again?

I probably need one of those red light face thingies.

Holy shit that hurts.

Ope. Apparently my subconscious says we’re done for the day.

Aggrosquats.

Nosferatu live!

Another frigging knot! Curses!

Brush yo teeth, brush yo teeth …

Tick season can be over any time now. Esjus.

Such a mess. It’ll have to wait.

Gonna need to add that book to the library.

I don’t really –