“You are occupying the space of somebody who might actually like me, so you have to go.”

I have terrible posture.

This woman is just gorgeous.

I might have used an eensy bit too much cinnamon.

I’ve watched the Millennium series many times – all three seasons. But reading this Lance Henriksen book now, I realize just how little I ever remember of season 3. I think shows like the Killing and the Following are pretty heavily influenced by that first season of Millennium (which was pretty damn brilliant).

Aw!

Unlawful Possession of Certain Ammunition Feeding Devices

In Michigan, a tornado can occur any month of the year. Scary stuff.

Mad Libs aren’t nearly as much fun by yourself.

Hmmm.  I’m thinking probably not so much. Also I’m not really a fan of Jonathan Rhys Meyers. (I actually really enjoyed Dracula 2000 as well)

Yeah, it’s hilarious.

Well. Never mind then.

The first thing I noticed were the framed photos of Che on the wall.

I just don’t care for Sam Rockwell. I’ve probably mentioned this.

Aw, I want to see this!

So … if 24 is only back for 12 episodes … can’t really be 24, can it?

Fornicating Under Consent of the King

soooooooooo beautiful. I love her work. Nicola Taylor.

We all know how I feel about the term YOLO, but this is cute.

Man. I REALLY do not understand hippies.

I’m making that finger pointy “ha ha!” Simpsons laugh.

Poor liberals.

I don’t have an opinion on Angelina Jolie’s boobs. Her boobs are her bidness.

What the hell is a tickter?

OK, I’ve been to Queensland, and had I known they had spiders that big before I went, I would never have left the states. Yeesh! I never saw a spider like that the whole time I was in Australia.

If you say words with ism over and over they all stop making sensism.

So. Who’s buyin’ me an iPad? … Anyone? OK, how about a ticket to Chris Isaak in July?

Mmmmmm pumpkin spice tea.

Ohh! I should make some pumpkin bread!

Springtime on the Compound.

Sad day. They’re cutting down the 200 year old oak in front of my office. To be fair, it did just lose a gigantic branch that could have killed someone. But still. It’s sad.

Seems like Ellis’ shunning should be louder by now.

Why was the cat in the bag in the first place? Who puts cats in bags? Unless you plan to drown them. In which case someone oughta put you in a bag. Meanhead.

no matter how you

This trip may include less free time than I thought.

Why don’t they ever tell me when someone is going to be walking around on the damn roof?

This is just the tiniest bit terrifying.

Sometimes it’s not a duckface. Sometimes someone is making a kissy face. You have to make distinctions.

i want all the

Apparently it’s giganomous cinnamon roll day.

Wait, remind me who was in Dead River Drag?

I never had that album.

So many questions. So many questions.

What? What?! What.

Don’t let me forget to go to the UPS store.

I don’t know. I don’t think you can legitimately use the name Cletus in literature and not lose at least some degree of gravity.

I’ve read some of the books on your “books that will change your life” list, and I have to disagree.

We can only hope it will be better than True Blood.

Hey birthers? Not helping. Let the administration bury themselves.

I don’t understand your title. “Michigan for Our America Initiative”. That makes no sense to me. Also it’s just hard to say.

Also I can’t hear Initiative in that context without my brain going directly to Buffy.

No really. For serious. Pay me.

Austin is like some weird worm hole deposited anomaly or something. How does a place like that even happen?

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense – Willie Nelson.

Did I say that already?

It’s practically a tome.

I kind of love this. I do.

I’m not even kidding when I say that more often than not these days, I can’t tell whether it’s news or it’s satire.

I am a robot making pancakes.

Hey! You can take your caps lock and go on home, mister!

that’s me in the

Can one leave Google +?

You know how awkward I can be with humans.

Hey! Send me new music for my trip! I need stuff to listen to. That’s a long way.

Shh. I’ll tell ya latah.

Huh. Well that doesn’t seem quite right. It’s probably an earwig or something. Or a mosquito. Because OH MY GOD THE MOSQUITOES.

Nope, lots of free time. We’re good. Woo hoo!

What if I

audit audio audible audition auditorium

Aaaaaaargh. I can never remember how stupid iTunes works. Zune was so much user friendlier.

Yeah, I’m not good with math either. That’s why my job isn’t math.

I think people generally have the wrong idea. Stoppit.

hey. yeah. now i’m just cranky.

I know a surprising number of people in Texas. Don’t mess with me.