I for real kept thinking it was the weekend. All day yesterday. Totally forgot that it was Wednesday. That does not happen to me very often.

If I hear the phrase “attitude of gratitude” one more time I’m going to punch somebody.

I think I’m the only person on the planet who hasn’t seen This Is Us.

I’ve always wanted to visit the Winchester Mystery House.

Why can’t we just let the hands mean what they mean to the individual? Why do we have to fucking tell people what they mean? Why do we have to be so fucking bossy?

Leave people alone. It’s a goddamn cup for fuck’s sake.

I still love this.

I didn’t even know that that road had been reopened.

I know you think you’re hilarious, but you’re really not funny at all.

The guy in the blue pullover on the left looks like he’s sitting for his JC Penney Serial Killer portrait or something.

Not if you’re going to use an apostrophe incorrectly when posing your question.

I thought that said “I ❤️ my groundhogs.” It did not.

It’s too bad this show Aquarius got canceled. I do love David Duchovny. But honestly, every time that Charles Manson character comes on screen I want to kick him in the teeth.

I imagine that’s much how my reaction to encountering the real Manson would have been as well.

Also the ending is frustrating. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Uff da

And thus begins my annual “Can’t we just skip the holidays?” lament.

Yeah, I got nothin.

I’m not really a pecan pie kinda girl.

Puhcahn. Peecahn. Peecan.

Nuts!

I don’t really want this soda right now. I think I’d rather have a cuppa.

This might be the single most annoying children’s show I’ve ever had the misfortune to sit through.

Gah. Mulder and Scully are babies in season 1. This is totally punctuated by Mulder’s trench coat, which is two sizes too big. He’s holding the door open for Scully and the sleeve is completely obscuring his hand.

Oh 90s, with your crazy oversized men’s fashion.

Stop saying folks. Just stop.

I could really use a nap. And more tea. And millions of dollars. And a new job. And warmer socks. And all the yarn (except mohair, because that is the only fiber that makes me itch). And something to eat. And to lose many pounds. And a new job. And a vacation. To Scotland. And Ireland to see where that part of my family is from. And a Light camera. And a new job. And a maid. And a dumpster for all this crap. And a new car. And a new job. And to not feel tired all the time. And to not hate running. And did I mention a new job?

Oh.

Yes, I am sure I want to do this. That’s why I clicked the button. Sheesh.

I thought that was an Afghan Whigs Christmas album and for a moment I was super happy.

Wow. Hello giant hole in my backpack. Sadness.

Follow the bouncing ball.

Free pizza with purchase? I love pizza, but I’m not sure I love it enough to buy a house. Seems like I could just buy a pizza and save some cash.

Jesus, she’s like the captain of the thought police.

I just do not even want to know what that noise was.

Thank all the gods I have another short week.

What is going on with that chick’s eyebrows?

Pretty sure I’m not a genius.

How many times have I watched this movie?

Ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha

You are unbelievable.

I thought it was a nice thing to say.

I could go for some bread.

I don’t know. 4:30 is really damn early.

I always add an r to the end of her name. It’s because her last name ends with an r and her first name ends in a vowel. I can’t help it.

Soooooooo because Krysten Ritter recently took up knitting, and she’s famous, she’s everybody’s favorite knit designer now? Huh.

I know I’ve complained about her before. I can’t help it.

It finally begins. Our triumphant return to England to take over rule of the country that once kept us under the boot of tyranny. Probably. I’m pretty sure.

There’s a rock in my shoe and I’m being followed by a man in a blue hat.

Only one of these things is true.

I just need to sleep for a while. I wonder how I can manage that.

What a weird way to start an email.

Charmed is just not holding up well for me at all.

Where are all the damn chargers???

Matt Lauer doesn’t surprise me. I always got a creepy vibe from that guy.

Oh my GOD this is a nightmare.

It’s not like it’s going anywhere.

Honestly. Who isn’t being accused of inappropriate behavior at this point? What a fucking sideshow this whole thing has become.

Every time this song comes up in my playlist I have to hit repeat.

Please say no.

OMG it’s awesome!!!!

I’m pretty sure he has his own admin. I don’t think you need to be loaning me out.

I think you FOLKS are just addicted to being pissed off all the time.

All of these damn kid songs have the same frigging melody. This is the crap they should use in enhanced interrogation.

I was going to tell you something, but I was driving and couldn’t write it down, so I forgot. Sorry.