Oh it’s a monkey! I thought it was a cat. An incredibly dexterous cat.

Ooooh! Intrigued!

I’m not driving on those roads again! I don’t care! I’m not doing it!

Why yes, tea sounds lovely. Thank you.

thank you thank you

I can’t help it. I’m tired of winter. I need spring. I don’t even really like spring, but I’ll take it. I can’t stand any more snow.

You see what happens when you come into work an hour late, jentober? It throws absolutely everything off.

I need to figure out this whole sweater design thing because I have an unbelievably good idea.

I know it may come as a shock but …

let the devil in

Hey man. I’m just trying to stay out of your way.

It was just a suggestion, but I think people are going to prefer it that way.

Huh. The sound on my machine is not working. Bother.

Ohhh that’s who that is. I do not care for that song at all.

I’m not sure there’s really any coming back from that.

I think I like the concept better than the reality.

It’s in all those letters I never sent.

i think they’re on to me

I have completely forgotten what I was about to say.

The thing about a book is that there wouldn’t be any links. But that might make it more randomly odd and interesting.

I wish I had a donut.

My ass doesn’t wish I had a donut.

owwwwwwwwwwwww stupid shoulder.

That’s just your infernal clock talking.

Sometimes being a document hoarder totally pays off.

I need to get photos of those three projects up on Ravelry. Well. Four really.

High of 67 on Wednesday?! I’ll take it!!

Oops. Spoke too soon!

Well. But. This notebook has all my stickers on it though. There’re like eleventy I Voted! stickers in it.

Man I wish I had a standing desk.

Now I just want to laminate all the things!!!

All this sun makes it so warm in here.

Why is food always so problematic? Why? WHY?

Stupid food.

I don’t think I could be a death investigator.

Yeah, I don’t think I can afford the state shoot.

I have so much reading to do. I have a case brief to write. I have a paper to write. I have so much to do.

Blowing up balloons makes me dizzy.

Oops. That one popped. It hurt my ear.

It does seem odd that death investigators aren’t regulated, that there’s no accreditation requirement. Of all the things not to regulate, that seems like kind of an important one. The findings of a death investigation can have some pretty serious consequences.

No, Bristol Palin didn’t actually say that. Come on, people.

Oy with the balloons already.

It’s all very specifically nonspecific.

Very.

Gah. Facebook. I just can’t with you lately.

Maybe it’s the muscle relaxer talking. Stupid shoulder.

I’m still debating this waistband. Rip it out and re-knit or let it go? Can’t decide. Maybe I need to wear it for a day or something.

Well at least I’ll never be rich enough to warrant kidnapping.

I love this Knit Picks interchangeable needle pouch. I’m only sorry I waited so long to get it.

It’s the only way to be sure.

But. But. Surely it will work HERE. It’s not socialism socialism. It’s democratic socialism! But but but.

This Happy Valley show is alright. I do love those British mysteries. I’m so annoyed with Netflix for only having the first 4 episodes of Hinterland. I mean how does it end, man. How does it end???

I need to solve my food problem. But. Later.