I love you internet. I hate you internet.

High of 70! YES! Dammit, I wish I’d known that before I left the house. I would have worn pants. White pants. Because I can.

I had to start watching Sons of Anarchy again. I had to know what happened to Jax’s son.

I would really like to visit Highgate Cemetery some day.

I hate it when people on TV have coffee shop cups of coffee because you can always tell when they’re actually empty and the people aren’t really drinking anything. How hard is it to just put some water in that thing or something? Give it some weight, give the actor something to swallow. It just bugs me.

Weirdest spam ever.

Yes, I do know that the copier is making a horrible noise. Yes, I do know the copier is showing a system failure. Yes, I have contacted the service people and they have told me someone would be coming. Yes, it is conceivable that as the office manager I am actually aware of what is happening in the office.

How are you just going to change the rules of a game that’s been played for I don’t even know how many hundreds of years?

I want to be her.

I hate it when I forget to grab my knitting before I leave.

you needed to hear this one again today

I don’t really get palazzo pants.

Kids learning chopsticks reads totally differently than Kids’ learning chopsticks. I had a completely different picture in my head than what you intended.

I love a Wednesday that plays the role of a Friday.

Aw yeah.

The University is switching from Coke to Pepsi. How the hell am I supposed to resist the Mt. Dew temptation???

It’s all your fault, white guy.

climb on every rung …

Yay Starz! First Outlander, now American Gods.

Man I cannot wait for Outlander.

Everyone keeps going into offices and closing doors to have super secret meetings. It’s starting to get funny. Almost none of them are scheduled. I’m the only one not meeting with anyone.

Construction worker just called me honey in the cafe. OH MY GOD I’M SO OPPRESSED BY THE PATRIARCHY!!!1!

It would never have occurred to me to buy a cat a hammock.

Aw my old dean just stopped by for a quick debate on the Hobby Lobby ruling. I love those chats. Not even being sarcastic. If only I could convince him single payer is bad bad bad bad bad.

eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ugh. This is a total mom shirt.

Man, I really need to shave my legs.

I don’t know why I suddenly have the Final Countdown running through my head, but I don’t much appreciate it.

Miss W and the Tiny Time Lord would make a good book title.

Well that was awkward.

Tiny compared to you!

I just can’t wear these contacts any more. I can’t see a damn thing.

I need more knitting money. And time. I need more knitting time.

I wish I could find a jerky I didn’t hate.

Lull everyone into a sugar dazed sense of happy.

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

It’d be nice. But it’s just not possible.

This is not actually a hotel. You can’t just camp out in the library until you leave for Japan.

I like to say that if I didn’t have a goat I’d totally have a garden, but we all know this isn’t true.

Wow, I really need to pay more attention to crap right now. This sleep deprivation is having a much bigger effect than I previously thought.

I really hate Frank Zappa.

Number one reason not to take me on a road trip: If I drive for longer than an hour I’m in imminent danger of falling asleep and killing us all in a fiery wreck.
Number one reason to take me on a road trip: I will convince you to stop at all the out of the way, bizarre, strange, cool, odd, creepy, and just plain weird places that you would never have ever stopped had I not been with you, and you will love every minute of it.

Big game hunting is actually an important aspect of conservation.

Also that girl can do whatever the hell she wants.

Yep, definitely keep thinking tomorrow is Saturday. Hello 4 day weekend, you beautiful thing.

Maybe I can just strip all the dye out of my hair at once so I don’t have to go through the agony of growing it out.

I was reminded of this song today. Weird.

This might be the best site ever.

I know it’s hard to believe, but I, too, have flaws.

geek the ammo can dot org

One has a bill on his face, the other has his face on a bill.

Now I keep thinking tomorrow’s Wednesday. I’m all messed up.

We all had zombie t shirts. It was a thing.

Mission Accomplished.

You know what’s dumb? Yeah. That.

I really ought to know better by now. I really should.

That girl’s name is Dusty Sheets.

I do love Leonard Cohen. This is true.

… huh

Lost, I guess. Just a little lost.

I just noticed this blog just turned 4. Seems like that ought to be a little bit significant some how.

“Occasional objects” So. Sometimes they’re something other than objects? Like Transformers?

The Last Ship. sigh. I’m sorry, Adam Baldwin. I love you but.

I like your starry pajamas, kid.

kaboom

Oh I thought that was a trilogy. There are five books?

Gruff hero dude #1: “Revenge is best served cold.”
Gruff hero dude #2: “Let’s eat.”
jentober: “grooooooan.”

Time to edit the links I think. Change things. Overhaul. Something. Sleep.