I might be dangerous.

Sometimes people who think they’re being funny should stop and think about it for a minute.  It wasn’t funny.  It was just a little bit mean.

Oh good.  Pointless meeting in 20 minutes.

Productive meeting.  Now everyone is cranky.  Good job.

Spring weather.  Saucy.

Three more dollars!

Chris Matthews is a bigoted moron.  And yet.  People still watch him.

Ace Frehley is 60.  I remember when 60 seemed OLD.  Now, not so much.

I should start making plans for 31 Days of Halloween right now.  Feel free to offer suggestions.

I should make a contact page.  In case one of the 6 people who come here don’t know how to get in contact with me elsewhere.

Yeah, that made me laugh too.

I only have to make it to 3:00.

I accidentally cut off that word.  It was purely unintentional.

Why is this wedding so fascinating?  I didn’t care about the Royal Wedding when I was at the age when girls were supposed to care about princesses.  I care even less now.

I think being a princess would suck.

Evaluate this!

This is for your own protection.  Don’t question it.  Just smile and acquiesce.  Government always knows best.

Oh good, is this finally an end to this birther foolishness?  What a phenomenal distraction from far more important issues.

And shut up Donald Trump.  I hate repeating myself.

Is there a window open?  Why am I cold?

Nosy McWaddlepants looks just exactly like a muppet would, if muppets were people.

Oh good.  It’s “shove fistfuls of M&Ms in my gaping maw til I choke time”.  Yay.  I thought we were skipping that today.

Left.

Nemesisisies.

Don’t call me asking for favors on your app and then put me on hold.  Just don’t.

Chuck is in danger of being canceled again?  It’s better than Castle.  Plus – John Casey.  *swoon.

I haven’t listened to this in ages.  I love this song.

Someday soon.

I’m taking an hour for lunch today.  Flextime be damned.

This is the kind of shit that PC gives us.  Insane.  Just flat out fucking insane.

ARGH.  This is why I don’t talk to people in my office.  #Hell

sigh.

Seriously, if it weren’t for the need of a paycheck I might never leave my house.

That should probably have been capitalized.  Muppet.

My friend Evan thinks Neko Case should play me in the movie.  I like the way he thinks.

Grr.  Argh.

I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

My remote has stopped working again.  Frustration.

I like tacos.

I don’t normally swear that much when I tweet.  I’m in a mood.

I am mighty.